WHERE GRIT
WHERE GRIT
MEETS
MEETS
THE GLOW
THE GLOW
LIGHT
LIGHT
YOUR
YOUR
PIPE
PIPE
Smoke
Smoke
Works
Works
Welcome to the Smokeworks Syndicate—where the tunnels are dark, the jokes are questionable.
If you came looking for manners, you’re definitely in the wrong hole
Where Grit Meets the Glow
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all affairs.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all affairs.
-ALbert einstein 1950-
-ALbert einstein 1950-
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all affairs.
-ALbert einstein 1950-
Meet the syndicate members
Meet the syndicate members
NEW MEMBER
EIRIK
This scruffy, drill-toting lunatic is Eirik—a blast guy gone rogue Eirik’s the kind of rat who’ll rig a charge before asking why. He’s got a grin that screams trouble and a resume full of “what the hell happened here?”
-pipe of choice-
NEW MEMBER
EIRIK
This scruffy, drill-toting lunatic is Eirik—a blast guy gone rogue Eirik’s the kind of rat who’ll rig a charge before asking why. He’s got a grin that screams trouble and a resume full of “what the hell happened here?”
-pipe of choice-
NEW MEMBER
EIRIK
This scruffy, drill-toting lunatic is Eirik—a blast guy gone rogue Eirik’s the kind of rat who’ll rig a charge before asking why. He’s got a grin that screams trouble and a resume full of “what the hell happened here?”
-pipe of choice-
NEW MEMBER
EIRIK
This scruffy, drill-toting lunatic is Eirik—a blast guy gone rogue Eirik’s the kind of rat who’ll rig a charge before asking why. He’s got a grin that screams trouble and a resume full of “what the hell happened here?”
-pipe of choice-
Gressi
A monstrous founder of this rotten Syndicate, Gressi’s hunched posture screams ‘please put me out of my misery.’ Reeking of stale pipe ash, he’s obsessed with drilling random holes in the walls ‘just to see what’s inside.’ Creepy bastard.
-pipe of choice-
Gressi
A monstrous founder of this rotten Syndicate, Gressi’s hunched posture screams ‘please put me out of my misery.’ Reeking of stale pipe ash, he’s obsessed with drilling random holes in the walls ‘just to see what’s inside.’ Creepy bastard.
-pipe of choice-
Gressi
A monstrous founder of this rotten Syndicate, Gressi’s hunched posture screams ‘please put me out of my misery.’ Reeking of stale pipe ash, he’s obsessed with drilling random holes in the walls ‘just to see what’s inside.’ Creepy bastard.
-pipe of choice-
Gressi
A monstrous founder of this rotten Syndicate, Gressi’s hunched posture screams ‘please put me out of my misery.’ Reeking of stale pipe ash, he’s obsessed with drilling random holes in the walls ‘just to see what’s inside.’ Creepy bastard.
-pipe of choice-
LOGI
This tubby psycho is called Logi who had the idea of this unholy Syndicate, he coats these tunnels in thick, ugly layers of ‘fuck you’ He’ll plaster a wall—or your face—if you piss him off he’s a walking middle finger to tunnel etiquette.
-pipe of choice-
LOGI
This tubby psycho is called Logi who had the idea of this unholy Syndicate, he coats these tunnels in thick, ugly layers of ‘fuck you’ He’ll plaster a wall—or your face—if you piss him off he’s a walking middle finger to tunnel etiquette.
-pipe of choice-
LOGI
This tubby psycho is called Logi who had the idea of this unholy Syndicate, he coats these tunnels in thick, ugly layers of ‘fuck you’ He’ll plaster a wall—or your face—if you piss him off he’s a walking middle finger to tunnel etiquette.
-pipe of choice-
LOGI
This tubby psycho is called Logi who had the idea of this unholy Syndicate, he coats these tunnels in thick, ugly layers of ‘fuck you’ He’ll plaster a wall—or your face—if you piss him off he’s a walking middle finger to tunnel etiquette.
-pipe of choice-
SMali
They say speed kills, but for Smali, it just rearranges tunnels at breakneck pace. Fueled by an ADHD so intense it’s borderline nuclear, he can’t sit idle for two seconds without twitching for another project.
-pipe of choice-
SMali
They say speed kills, but for Smali, it just rearranges tunnels at breakneck pace. Fueled by an ADHD so intense it’s borderline nuclear, he can’t sit idle for two seconds without twitching for another project.
-pipe of choice-
SMali
They say speed kills, but for Smali, it just rearranges tunnels at breakneck pace. Fueled by an ADHD so intense it’s borderline nuclear, he can’t sit idle for two seconds without twitching for another project.
-pipe of choice-
SMali
They say speed kills, but for Smali, it just rearranges tunnels at breakneck pace. Fueled by an ADHD so intense it’s borderline nuclear, he can’t sit idle for two seconds without twitching for another project.
-pipe of choice-
ORRI
Orri flips between singing ‘Jingle Bells’ off-key and sprinting through the shaft like a cracked-out cheetah. Orri can’t decide if he’s a jolly choir boy or a tunnel-wrecking berserker
-pipe of choice-
ORRI
Orri flips between singing ‘Jingle Bells’ off-key and sprinting through the shaft like a cracked-out cheetah. Orri can’t decide if he’s a jolly choir boy or a tunnel-wrecking berserker
-pipe of choice-
ORRI
Orri flips between singing ‘Jingle Bells’ off-key and sprinting through the shaft like a cracked-out cheetah. Orri can’t decide if he’s a jolly choir boy or a tunnel-wrecking berserker
-pipe of choice-
ORRI
Orri flips between singing ‘Jingle Bells’ off-key and sprinting through the shaft like a cracked-out cheetah. Orri can’t decide if he’s a jolly choir boy or a tunnel-wrecking berserker
-pipe of choice-
MILLI
Emil’s got ADHD so severe he can’t tell a red light from green—he just goes. Imagine a cracked-out hurricane in rodent form, demolishing every obstacle in his path, Good luck keeping up with Emil.
-pipe of choice-
MILLI
Emil’s got ADHD so severe he can’t tell a red light from green—he just goes. Imagine a cracked-out hurricane in rodent form, demolishing every obstacle in his path, Good luck keeping up with Emil.
-pipe of choice-
MILLI
Emil’s got ADHD so severe he can’t tell a red light from green—he just goes. Imagine a cracked-out hurricane in rodent form, demolishing every obstacle in his path, Good luck keeping up with Emil.
-pipe of choice-
MILLI
Emil’s got ADHD so severe he can’t tell a red light from green—he just goes. Imagine a cracked-out hurricane in rodent form, demolishing every obstacle in his path, Good luck keeping up with Emil.
-pipe of choice-
Daddi
Dagbjartur is our go-to fixer—he’ll patch up a busted drill faster than you can say ‘where’s the duct tape?’ But treat his gear like junk, and he’ll chuck a hammer at your skull with a psychotic grin.
-pipe of choice-
Daddi
Dagbjartur is our go-to fixer—he’ll patch up a busted drill faster than you can say ‘where’s the duct tape?’ But treat his gear like junk, and he’ll chuck a hammer at your skull with a psychotic grin.
-pipe of choice-
Daddi
Dagbjartur is our go-to fixer—he’ll patch up a busted drill faster than you can say ‘where’s the duct tape?’ But treat his gear like junk, and he’ll chuck a hammer at your skull with a psychotic grin.
-pipe of choice-
Daddi
Dagbjartur is our go-to fixer—he’ll patch up a busted drill faster than you can say ‘where’s the duct tape?’ But treat his gear like junk, and he’ll chuck a hammer at your skull with a psychotic grin.
-pipe of choice-
Tunnel rat tunes
Tunnel rat tunes
Pipe masters
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smokeworks anthem
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the Misfits
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where Grit meets the glow
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-Before-
-Before-
Here’s a lærling: a reeking, half-feral eyesore who thinks shrieking and drooling is a personality. a rampaging furball that stinks like a sewer exploded and cusses like a drunken troll. Do us all a favor and toss him a pipe so he stops terrorizing our shadows.”
Here’s a lærling: a reeking, half-feral eyesore who thinks shrieking and drooling is a personality. a rampaging furball that stinks like a sewer exploded and cusses like a drunken troll. Do us all a favor and toss him a pipe so he stops terrorizing our shadows.”
-After-
-After-
“Now check out this smug bastard holding that pipe like some enlightened rodent guru. still ugly as roadkill, but at least he’s not foaming at the mouth. One hit of that pipe and he’s a half-civilized asshole. Wanna avoid going batshit? Join us, light up, and chill the hell out.”
“Now check out this smug bastard holding that pipe like some enlightened rodent guru. still ugly as roadkill, but at least he’s not foaming at the mouth. One hit of that pipe and he’s a half-civilized asshole. Wanna avoid going batshit? Join us, light up, and chill the hell out.”
-Don’t know where to start?-
-Don’t know where to start?-
Of course you don’t—you mentally vacant rodent. We can help you out, but first a few rules.....
Of course you don’t—you mentally vacant rodent. We can help you out, but first a few rules.....
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no hoarding tobacco
or we lock you in a room with Orri on his ‘Christmas Carol Day.
no hoarding tobacco
or we lock you in a room with Orri on his ‘Christmas Carol Day.
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Pipes rule this Syndicate.
If you can’t handle the clouds, choke quietly or get a lung transplant—your problem, not ours
Pipes rule this Syndicate.
If you can’t handle the clouds, choke quietly or get a lung transplant—your problem, not ours
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Exit Fees Are Nonexistent
“Because there’s no fucking exit. Once you’re in, you’re stuck in this grimy shit hole of lunatics forever.
Exit Fees Are Nonexistent
“Because there’s no fucking exit. Once you’re in, you’re stuck in this grimy shit hole of lunatics forever.
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Don’t Try To Impress Anyone
“We already hate you, and no amount of showing off will change that.
Don’t Try To Impress Anyone
“We already hate you, and no amount of showing off will change that.
Then pick your pipe
Then pick your pipe
and fucking smoke it
and fucking smoke it
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